Stacy is a real-life superhero – not because she lifts buses off people or stops trains from plummeting into gorges, but because by day, as Human Resources Woman, she rids the hotel world of inappropriate comments, theft and harassment. The 3600 employees she polices cringe when she walks in the door or surprises them on the other end of the phone.

By night, and sometimes on weekends, she sheds her Anne Klein skirt suit to become BROADMINDED LADY, spreading her own brand of humor complete with “use of offensive language such as swearing or other inappropriate language or conduct thereby creating a hostile work environment”, you know, things that she fires people for while doing her day job. “Babl” to her friends and husband, Stacy played Division III college basketball and softball, studied at Marquette, graduated from Second City’s Conservatory program in January 2005, is crazy ‘bout Elvis, loves Jesus and is a proud parent of two crazy Boston Terriers, Celtic and Kennedy.

At 5, her career goal was to be a wide receiver for the Packers.