Melissa is the rebel of the group. Despite peer pressure to share the sordid details of her life, she stands strong, insisting that any attempt to collect personal information is just a political plot to assassinate her female prerogative to change her mind. She will not be pigeon holed.

Melissa refuses to reveal that she began her comedic career as the butt of jokes from 1978 to 2001. It is none of your business that Melissa went to the University of Wisconsin school for clowns (teachers) specializing in sarcasm. She cannot bear to divulge that without her training at ComedySportz Milwaukee, she would be a shell of a comedian. She insists that we not share that she gets her comedic genius from teaching Kindergarten full time.

It is absolutely verboten to mention her recent masters degree... however, if you would like to read her masters thesis, click here.